that the people who work in my front office think i have some sort of cocaine smuggling or money laundering ring. i get a package that i have to pick up from them like, 3 times a week. but what am i supposed to do? NOT shop at the online goodwill auction website? chaw-right.
yesterday i got 4 packages (2 of them were gifts from my mom) and i could see the office lady shaking the package ever so slightly, trying to get a peek inside.
little does she know it was just resume paper and a pen made from recycled water bottles.....but maybe if she thinks i'm the head of some orange county crime family, she'll stop "forgetting" to send maintenance guys over to fix my dishwasher....perhaps i'll put a package in the outgoing mail with some fake horse hair coming out....
